Thursday, September 1, 2011

My New Learned Skill: Sleeping

Olena sleeping talent
I used to be paranoid of sleeping in front of people. But now I'm proud of my new learned skill: I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

....You may be thinking "So what? Everyone sleeps."

Well, let me tell you, the roads in Ukraine have more holes and cracks than anywhere else on the planet. You're constatly bouncing up and down holding on for your life. If you're lucky enough to get a seat, it vibrates so much, it's like getting a back massage. I can now fall asleep a minute after I sit down.

I also developed a skill of being able to fall asleep through any noise... that, or I'm going deaf. Either way, I'm bound to fall asleep and miss my stop soon enough somewhere.

I'm still working on honing my sleeping skills, however. Sleeping while you stand-- now, those are THE experts.

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